I know it looks like I’ve been on holiday but I haven’t. (Where would I find the time to do a thing like that?) If the healthy colouring is about anything, it’s gardening. So, here’s the latest Guardian Telly Addict column, which puts Sky Altantic’s The Borgias [hence the warning about “scenes of a sexual nature” – only one, and it’s not that sexual], BBC4’s Great Thinkers and C4’s Seven Dwarves under the critical hammer. Have a little look here.
Interestingly, in more “Please let me be on the telly” news, having recorded a review of three TV programmes in the morning, I went on to BBC News yesterday afternoon to perch on the stool and review three films, as Mark Kermode is on holiday, getting a tan in Sicily. So, for reviews of Cowboys & Aliens, The Inbetweeners Movie and The Guard, click here.
Never Knowingly Underwhelmed 
Dear god was that Zadok the Priest under the Borgias? Cannot begin with how unutterably wrong and stupid that is. 7 Dwarves looks fun though.