Some gig opportunities for next week, should you be in the Cavendish Square vicinity of Central London, near John Lewis, next to the car park. Yes, it’s downstairs at that nice Phoenix pub, which means pay on the door. I am going to both. So is Michelle Legge.
Never Knowingly Underwhelmed 
A Ant is who I think it is I suppose. Is it?
Adam Ant?
You really shouldn’t carry a bag like that, Andrew – it’s not good for the posture. You should be looking at equal support on both sides, especially at your age, you silly old tomato.
Tom
Nervous about appearing in the home town Andrew?
Wish you well in Edinburgh and trust you will do better than know who:
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