You don’t deserve us. Or maybe we don’t deserve you. One or the other. Richard is going on holiday to Mauritius to find a Dodo tomorrow and I am working right through to the end of January, yet still we manage to find time to record Podcast 96. Because I lost my voice on Sunday and am still awaiting its full return, I’m mainlining honey and lemon and cherry Strepsils; this still gives Rich the chance to dominate proceedings, as we discuss the Nigerian Pants Bomber, Hannah Waterman’s amazing weight loss, Paul Hogan’s amazing age gain, and the surprise fate of the Harry Potter movie franchise.