Richard Littlejohn: you couldn’t make him up. Here’s the lead story from the thundering self-parody’s column in today’s Mail about “the tarmacing community” (ie. gypsies), a phrase that was bannered right across the front cover. Even if you can’t be bothered to read it to the end, please do enjoy the funny cartoon that accompanied it in which a pipe-smoking gypsy fortune teller with a very cross baby and hairy-faced husband who can’t do his shirt up properly are trampling a DECENT TAXPAYER in their rush to get preferential treatment at YOUR DOCTOR’S SURGERY. There’s an online poll asking, “Should the NHS allow gipsies to jump the queue?” and, due to intense Twitter distribution, the “YES” vote currently stands at 92%. Join in. That should ruin everything.