In the transparent 63rd Collings & Herrin Podcast, we declare every penny of our expenses, including both fingers of a Twix, while discussing infinity, morality, hypocrisy, prejudice, sexism, racism, homophobia, the coming dandelion menace and what Jordan said to Richard when he met her on the GMTV sofa. For one week only, we include the Daily Telegraph among the newspapers we analyse – because it is at the centre of the expenses story – and find it much too big. Way too big. I mean, look at the size of it. It’s ridiculous.