Boring, boring, boring.
I understand the celebs have been thoroughly “briefed” in order to prevent a re-run of the 2007 Shetty/Goody/Lloyd/O’Meara racism row. This time they’ve put in a black rapper who nobody’s going to use ignorant racist epithets against, a black Jackson who pretends never to have seen Big Brother in order to protect herself, a hardened socialist to keep the peace, a disabled actor to keep them all on their guard and a gaggle of shy pop singers, TV personalities and one model who, if a goose were let into the house, would be unlikely to say “Boo!” to it. It makes you wonder: have the housemates this year actually been chosen not to be interesting?
If it miraculously gets good, let me know.